punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
Disney had canon mpreg
where is your god now?
This might be the last Marvel red carpet for you.
"but you told me supernatural was just a funny scary show full of hot guys and now im crying and i hate you"
RATTIE LITTLE BABIES SLEEPING AND BEING PET SO CUTE O H MY GOD
I’M GONNA COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR AND PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE I LOVE RATS
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- frick frop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
What the heck heckaroo is all this frick frop? How the heckle deckle is pokemon a diddly darn bad word? I mean, zoowe mama is that a vanilla donkey doo word. I ain’t scared a no oboma. Bring it, nincompoops.
im calling the police
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
And maybe she was very small when the Wizarding War happened but she still remembers when that word was dangerous and was legitimately scared.
Suddenly this show got a thousand times better!